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Thursday, May 17, 2007

Earth-like Planet Discovered

Scientists have discovered an Earth-like planet orbiting a red dwarf star 20 light-years away. What do you think?

Asian Man

Randy Kirkland,
Cantor
"If it's Earth-like, then it's probably near destruction and of no use to us."

Old Man

Eirc Steinway,
Social Worker
"How Earth-like? 'Temperate and able to sustain life' Earth-like or 'completely overrun with self-absorbed assholes' Earth-like?"

Old Woman

Melody Thorsen,
Tour Guide
"Did scientists find any tall, single men on that Earth? I've pretty much exhausted my possibilities here."

If The Heat Doesn't Kill The Elderly, I Will

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Hamas vs. Fatah, Round: ???

Well, it seems these two groups are at it again... and so soon after the formation of the 'Unity Government' for Palestine. So far, 15 people have lost their lives and dozens wounded in armed clashes that erupted in Gaza today (or yesterday, for those of us on GMT -08:00) . It seems that the whole power-sharing thing was never really hashed out. Its such a shame, too because Israel and the (majority of) Arabs are the closest they've been in years to making peace, the highlight thereof would be Arab recognition of Israel in exchange for Israeli withdrawal from West Bank, Gaza and Golan, which Israel has occupied and controlled since '67.
So why these renewed hostilities? It seems that both sides are convinced that the other is trying to undermine them, so they've both been preparing for these clashes since the last ceasefire, or whatever the Mecca Accords was supposed to be. The irony is that probably one of the largest hinderences to peace in this region of the Middle East is us, err... U.S. Whether it be our government's unwaivering support for Israel, or our embargo on the Palestinian (Hamas) government, which has really done a number on their schools and hospitals:).

Two videos are included. the first is an Palestinian children's 'School House Rock-esque' video, which claims that, among other things, there aren't any tunnel ops in Pal, and Israel is full of it.
The second one is a video of a Hamas tunnel operation, with a Hamas watermark. Interesting.